Hawaii - Paradise or Hell Hole? © 2018 Phillip Evans

What do you call a Hawaiian luau with only sheep for dinner? I tried to come up with a clever name for it, but whatever you call it, don't call it a good time.

It was Hawaii's flock which elected their Democrat overlords who make sure to threaten any among them wishing to carry a pistol for self-defense with stiff penalties. 

Just to own a firearm in Hawaii requires jumping through several hoops. However, after jumping through the ownership hoops, you can FORGET about ever being able to carry it without the threat of arrest and several years of imprisonment.

You can ASK for permission to carry by completing all the forms and paying your fees, but if you are not a really good friend of a politician who can pull the strings for you, it is an exercise in futility.

So if you're fortunate enough to be able to keep a firearm in your home for self-defense, you must hope and pray that it is only at home where you are attacked by armed thugs that wish to rape, rob, beat, kill you, or all the above.

We all know the Second Amendment right to bear arms was limited in the U.S. Constitution to one's own home, right? (Please pardon my sarcasm.)

Their recent false missile alert should alert the sheep to what a real disaster might bring.

Survivors of any major disaster who have any supplies of food, water, or medicine will be sheep for the slaughter for roving bands of thugs armed with knives, clubs, crow bars, hammers. and yes, even firearms. 

Will this false missile alarm wake up the sheep? Frankly, I don't have high hopes. After all, bad things only happen to other sheep, right? (Again, please pardon my sarcasm.)

At least visitors from free states who wish to carry there can do so when National Reciprocity becomes law. 

Of course, if that happens, be wary that Hawaii will suddenly enumerate so many off-limits places to carry (what else would TYRANTS do?), that it might wise to leave your firearm in your hotel room after all.

Hawaii may look beautiful in the photos, but were you to be violently attacked there by criminals and unable to defend yourself and your loved ones, it may as well be a hell hole to you at that point.